ouh wells.

Greetings faggots of the earth!

OMFG. i know its been decades

this blog has been left without a new entry.

i must say, its getting a little rusty and dusty.

what can i say?

we ,Slayers are a little busy.

since im kind, nice, sweet cute and well,

cute sweet and nice

and expect the list to go on,

i shall update!

So where the hell we have been?

and no, we've not been cleaning ur mom's fatass.

in fact we've been punching ur father's balls.

nah. thats gross ,hoolios!

hmm, okay i shall give u all a brief update of each slayers.

and of course, i shall start with the leader.

that is, Deprelash.

Well she has been a good and busy slayer.

always helping the education by giving out juicy

brain cells. basically, shes busy schooling.

and she has been facing with too many shitties in the world.

like too many!

so,if u think the world is small, kick ur own titties yo.

not to worry and be depressed dearest.

remember that WE, the SLAYERS are always here for u.

its okay to be sad but keep in mind that,

life is too short than someone's dick.

so be happy even if ure not. this is lame. but who the hell cares.

Next is Depregang.

this Slayer has been happy i guess.

i think life is starting to be kind to her.

well this is just a guess from what i've heard since the last time

we met. and im seriously very happy for you.

i hope life will get even better and may u succeed in life.

and did i mentioned that shes getting prettier?

oh man. shes so pretty that i feel like kicking my own face.

well, just be happy my dearest Depregang!

Next is of course our sweetest,

Depreniece

Shes been busy with some mediacorp stuff.

if u think im exageratting, well,

in life, its okay to exagerate once in a while.

because! its a key towards happiness.

if u dont understand, slap ur nose dudes.

and shes also facing with some shitties in life. but its okay

because she got me and i got u.

in other words, we're lesbian partners.

chuckles*

Next is our disgusting mofo.

well u got it right.

deprelace!!

shes happy. very happy indeed

with the love of her life. chuckles part II*

its great to see her like that u know.

and like me, shes been selling anggur.

its nothing wrong really. its still mencari rezeki.

hehoha.

In conclusion, everyone is busy with own life now.

for those who are happy,

i can't be any happier u know.

i dont care if my life is even shittier than my niece's poo.

as long as my friends are leading a happy life.

i know man..

u cant find this kinda sweet little friend in this world anymore.

well, what can i say.

chuckles part III*

i miss my slayers.

i love my slayers

friends till eternity.

wait, friends till our titties turns to brows.

yeah. thats better.

with greatest love on mars,

Deprechin!