Whateverness

That's IT!

We got to change names dude.

Our identity is the upmost importance

but it seems like everyone knows our code names.

well, you fuggers are smartass afterall.

Depremint came up with this. its better i think.

Deprechin,

Depregang,

Deprelace,

Depreniece,

Deprelash

To the SLAYERS,

Depremint will tell u who is who la later.

and im bored. fuck life.

Lots of names,

Depreti.

Teteks as ones

WELCOME BACK DEPREDIDGE!!!

Woah. miss her yo!

Great! now the shit slayers are all back in Singapore.

I hope Monday's outing, 31st December 2007,

is on. still waiting for Depressi's reply.

yo dai! where are you sia?

where shall we go, slayers??

Esplanado?

its New Year's Eve, so we shall celebrate

drinking wine, eat DONUTS,

watch the fireworks, flirting, eye-wash(cuci-mata)

yada2.

WOah. can't wait to meet you guys!

MAY THE TETEKS REUNITE as ONE!

Lots of imsonia,

Depreti.

What a Waist!

WELCOME BACK DEPREMINT!!!

I was like a happy bugger, i tell ya.

At first my phone rang,

and i thought to myself "now who the FUCK..!"

and then i saw her face on my HP screen.
i think i scream her name.

hee. Got to meet soon yo.

A few days back,

i received an email.

Well,this old fugger lady,

has a fucking small waist. seriously SMALL.

smaller then anyone could ever have.

she cut her ribs

& had it done by a Maniac plastic surgeon..

Oh my grapes!!

Now where's her pussy,again??! Yes, the nipple is visible here. and is that the pussy?! :o

I feel like puking.

& there are such people in the world!
So gross. But it somehow look like its all edited.
But if you look again, it looks Real.
To think that I actually bothered to look and check again!
Gawd..
My mom said she looks like hourglass.
I think she’s being too nice.
To me this old fugger looks like a poor disfigured Alien.

Well, May u be happy old fugger.

With pukes all over,
Depreti

dead depreti.

I've not eaten or drink the WHOLE day.

Amazingly,im not hungry.

and look at the time now. its nearly 10pm.

I don't feel like doing anything.

all day i spend my time watching Korean dramas.

(& cry for whatever reasons) sheesh.

My parents are not home. Wait. my WHOLE family is not home.

that makes me all alone at home.

they went to Johor for family gathering.

its not that i cant be bothered to follow.

its just that, well,

theres just so much work to do. (which i havent do)

I feel....dead?

i don't know what the fuck im doing.

no, you don't have to say or do anything.

i have always been like this.

maybe like what Depremint always say,

i should

"GET A LIFE"

and i miss her so much. haiz.

& how come this song feels so sad?!

Depreti :(

Happy raya Haji..

Depregum..

Haiz. Your posts really make my heart sank.

I think its time for another Depression Party.

well, that shall wait once Depremint is back.

I know you're feeling so depressed over your love life.

But hey, trust me, You're dead gorgeous. and i mean REALLY Gorgeous.

its just that the guys here

are fucking blind and their brains are in their ass.

if i were to be a guy, (which i can since i have a misai)

i would have ask u to be my girlfriend.

because you have the complete package

the girl with brains and looks.

Unlike me,

i got none. and i pity my dearest s jibeng.

Haha.

so, chill okay?

So tomorrow is Raya Haji.

My mom is busy cooking. as always she will cook as if

theres no cooker for tomorrow.

and then she will start complaining about body aches and stuffs.

Mak..Mak..

so, to all celebrating,

SELAMAT HARI RAYA HAJI. =D

And i got so much stuffs to do.

Like,HRA.

plus my 36 assignments.

now if anyone say ITE is n0t stressful,

he/she needs to be rubbed on the face by Z.B's blackest pussy.

she will love that, i think.

Now im being fucking disgusting.

well, this is just the beginning. i can be more disgusting but

i wouldnt want u,fuggers, to vomit. in other words,

i am a caring person.

and i really miss my Shit Slayers.

we shall meet before school re-opens.

lets say chilling out in Depregum's crib and watch some hardcore porn?

and then we shall masturbate beside each other.

i somehow can imagine that.

fuck, shut up already.

(i know Depredidge is smiling with excitement by now)

take care fuggers.

Loads of misses,

Depreti.

Be happy Depregum. We love you.. Hugs. =)

Forever also Depressed.

Im getting ever so depressed

over 3 reasons.

1ST

I think im fat

*slamsDepregumsmouthbeforeshestartlecturing*

Fat as in chubby. i cant stand the sight of my sagging cheeks.

i thought i've gain weight

but then my weight is still the same.

I even vowed not to eat fast food and rice.

but fuck this tempatation in me! i still eat those stuffs.

2ND

Now my face has turn uglier as ever

because im having pimples all over

i think i ate too much oily food like burger,

haiz,... no wonder!

(what the grapes! i just created a poem yo!)

3RD

I got so many assignments to do.

which has to be completed before Christmas.

& projects must be submitted on the 24th Dec.

& holidays are only 3 weeks.

im so stress, can someone just punch my breast!

whatever im talking.

GET A LIFE!

Lots of filthyness,

Depreti.

i miss Depressi

i miss Depregum

i miss Depremint

Depredidge? (everyday also see her! -.-)in the showeroom...hehe.

Depreti, the flirty bitch.

Assalamualaikum Fuggers.

what a day i had today!

so much things happen.

its like i can make my day into a novel entitled

Days of my Fugging Life By Depreti Admiralty.

diam cibai.

SO today i went to err so called work.

I must say, I had so much fun and laughter.

But super tiring+sleepy.

but it doesnt matter as i met someone..

someone.....so cute, i swear my tetek went wobbly.

he's a JAPANESE.

his voice is..omg..deep..oh so deep i almost flip i tell ya.

the best Poweration part was..,

he looked at me la. ALways looking sia

im not perasan ok. go ask the other Slayers!

its a fact that he looked at me.

i guess i looked a bit like Ayumi Hamasaki. o_0

and i being the ever so miang, also looked at him.

and even showed him my Megawati smile.

He even waved goodbye & smile at me yo. i almost melt under

Depregum's armpit.

& then i actually wanted to take picture with him la kan

so i ran and ran but then he already board the bus.

yes fuggers, at that moment, my heart turn ever so black

like Z.B's pussy. sad, i know.

But something happened after that

& Guess what??

We saw his friends coming out from the Gents.

and we wanted to take picture with them.

annnnndddddd i realised his friend is cute also sial.

so cutteeee!

and i stand beside him.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

he put his hand on my shoulder la sial.

no not just put his hand. what the fugger, i forgot the word for it.

lets just put it as he hugged me. k over la tu. but heck ah.

OMG!! (Thanks to the (insertunclename and Eeentonio))

i was melting like cheesy meltz. we took 4 photos.

the last one was a couple shot sial.

now tell me....

how can i not smile like a kerang busuk till now!?!

=D

i should have asked him where he stayed and all sia.

or maybe his n.o or something.

fuck la. i really have fetish for Jap guys.

OH MY GRAPE!!!

"S Jibeng" is going to slaughter me if he reads this.

:o

With heart of happyness,

Depreti. =)

Wintar Sonatar

Hey Fuggers,

Its fucking cold sial.

it has been raining non stop.

my sister once told me

"if its raining means someone passed away"

so i assume, millions are dying every day because its been raining for nearly a week yo.

well, what i can say. the world is coming to an end aniway.

I cannot stand pussyface.

"What's with this bloggin shit" he said

at that very moment....

i imagine him getting slapped with Depregum's Boobies.

*giggleshysterically*

bloody cibai.

Lots of iceberg,

Depreti

(p.s: sialllah u all blog funny sia! totally tickles my tetek!)

bored the wakeboard

i dont believe this.

only 2 souls of shit slayers attended school today.

that is of course Depredidge and Me.

OMG life is getting ever so boring, i need a mathafucking swing!!

Depresi is sick with migraine. hais. told ya not to eat so much grains!

well, please get well soon dearest.

Depremint is..err where the hell. i think she farts too much, she pollute her room

till she cant see her way out. and so she return back to sleep. LAME.

Depregum is err...saving another fugger perhaps.

I pity this old fugger who is teaching us AOA.

i think he would rather die then see us,Jack-asses.

Im bored.

someone, anyone, pleaseeeeee ENTERTAIN ME!

and wth, menses cramp is kih-linngg meeee.

& in case u fuggers, didnt realise..

yes depreti IS a girl!

lots of blood lost,

Depreti

So here we go aggaaainnnn.

Hell-OHHH!

yeah finally Shit Slayers are aware of the blog.

now.., its time for u guys to update, introduction of yourself a bit la.

and also amend this bloody blog.

because its as ugly as Z.B's pussy. *giggleshysterically*

(Z.B stands for....err well..,Depregum should know her well)

And so im Depreti.

i love roti

hate babi

and ever so chubby.

Gawddd it rhymes!

Ok that was random.

SO im here in this bloody freezer.

i mean computer lab.

so boring, i tell ya.

and Depredidge is beside me watching hardcore porn

and shes wet as a pool.

oh well, dont be shy Depredidge. no one knows who u are anyway.

And Depregum went home to SAVE our dearest little fugger.

what a pity. sigh. Get WELL soon, son. we'll pray for your health yo.

(yes, we're not THATTT mean ok?)

and so this is the last week of school.

im happy as a (insertrhymeword).

wait i want to side tracked for a minute.

I must say im quite pissed off right now.

because theres this idiot in front of me who is in serious need

of chokeslam. she thinks shes cute by doing the "chokingpinching"

thingy to the girl beside her. and omg shes now singing!!

and laughing like a...a....arghh! (insertworstlaughter)

and the way she talks?! so freaggin irritating, u just feel like

slapping her mouth with Depremint's Boobies.

now i must really salute myself for being so patient with

idiotics classmates.

Forget it Fuggers. im off now. my armpit is scratchy as hell.

damn those shavers.

Lots of farts,

Depreti.

talking about fart...

THANKS EH DEPREMINT!!!. nabey nabey nabey.

shit slayers aliveeeee!

Hello fuggers.

we are.....

The Shit Slayers!

Welcome to the ultimate coolest blog you've ever seen.

Ive created this blog for the convenience of all.

there is 5 of us. and we're using code names.

in case some fugger read and betrayed the shit slayers!

5 of us are,

Head of Slayers : Depregum

Assistant Slayers:

Depresi

Depreti

Depredidge

Depremint

obviously, there WILL be, i repeat.., WILL be

alot of bitching and vulgarities and all the fucking shit u all could ever think of!

Dear shit slayers,

1. remember to sign off using our code names.

2. if u want to display pictures (our pictures),

make sure u sensor it a bit.

3. Please use different colour font for each slayers. ( i chose red)

4. and PLEASE, for hell sake,

update regularly.

Dear readers,

Thanks alot for reading this crap.

We appreciate it.

if....

at any moment, u think we're talking about u or

u think we hurt ur feelings in some way or another,

u can seriously Fuck Off.

i mean, Sorry dorry ikan dorry lah.

Till then,

selamat malam dan jumpa lagi!

Lots of lust,

Depreti =)