Showing posts with label Depremint. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Depremint. Show all posts

Thursday, January 3, 2008

i am legend and i just lied


fuck im depressed.so depressed that i can be like our friend above.i ..aiyayayai lah.keep-pee-tty quiet-tee-hai!you go and die.im just feeling depressed right now.you just go and die.just go jump down or swallow moth balls.good riddance.good luck in your after life.

.be gone.

Depremint.im a shemale.

Friday, December 28, 2007

wak lu ah

eh sick sia.im feeling bored.so bored that i picked on my nose and smell it.want some?

lots of taik hidung and foul smell,

Depremint.im a shemale.

Monday, December 24, 2007

kachang rebus

wow.im back from a long vacation with a much fuller figure not forgetting my triple chin.fat like a dog's neck.or babi ah.wait.does the babi even have a freaking neck?talking about babi,my tummy looks like one.i named it 'The Talking Tummy' because as i walk,it boinks and talk.k enough about tummy.
i really really enjoyed my vacation.for two godamn weeks!but of course i missed my tetek friends.my boinks boinks.and also not forgetting the Pussyface (Ku-Know-Who).i missed Pussyface too.see?im a good friend even Pussyface always bullies me.the biggest pussyface of all pussyfaces.HAHA.eh.think im freaking lazy to blog.will continue the next time about my trip.oh ya.i ate kacang rebus in penang.very long like (insertword).

suck hairy ballz yo!

lots of farts and kachang rebus,

Depremint.i am a shemale.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

impact maxima

my eyes lactate.my breasts cry.im going for a long vacation and its time to say farewell.take good care of each other's teteks.put your eyes into each other's bobbies and watch each other kay.the teats shall act as the 'mini camera'.im so gonna miss these biatches.bitching sessions will end here.wait for 2 weeks and i'll be back in action.okay mummy's yelling alr.need to pack all my clothes and not forgetting my precious bra and panties too.so long my boink boink bobbies!

adios amigos tetek rebus!

lots of farts & onion,
Depremint.im a shemale.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

breast-ma

hello again.forgot about my intoduction.Depremint is me.and i am Depremint.i like to eat onions and fart like crazy.i dont like people who have a bad sense of humour to make jokes just like (insertname[s]).i feel like stuffing my tetek into their humungous mouths.but i dont think so because their mouth aren't as big as my tetek.guess i must find some other things to stuff into their mouths.blimey, they cant even shut their mouth for a minute.one is pendek one is gemok like babi.haha.oh oh..no no.im not so bad.dont take it to heart ya.if you take it then let me lend you my shoulders to cry on.hmm.i've got a better idea.why dont you lean on the babi shoulders?more cushion,more comfort.

one more,Depredidge played badminton like Johnny Bravo yesterday.and i wanted to say,"BRAVO".

lots of farts & onion,
Depremint. im a shemale.

Monday, December 10, 2007

volcanic eruption

blablabla.i just farted.

Depremint