Shit Slayers

SOS.

2009-05-30T03:32:00.004+08:00

im on the verge of breaking down. im mentally exhausted. but still standing strong.

my prayers

2008-09-21T03:38:00.002+08:00

i'm feeling down to the drain. i really don't want to end this relationship. i love him too much. god give me strength to face this obstacle.

chicken nathan

2008-09-18T00:38:00.002+08:00

he did let me jam. but he wasn't too happy about. but im sure he'll learn to accept my hobby soon. it'll take time. haiz. we'll soon talk it out again. girls, like finally, i'm starting to sing soon. i was quite happy and somehow relieved. but at the same time , still worried about him. i just let him calm down and pull himself together back again. hope he'll recover soon.

help me

2008-09-16T22:10:00.003+08:00

i'm feeling down. i really wanted to sing. why can't he understand. i just want to sing for fun. it's my hobby. it's my passion. like him. being a kickboxer. that's his passion. and i allowed him. he prefers me to sing in some expansive studio whereby they'll provide proper equipments and also someone who can correct my vocals. but i'm just doing it as my hobby. i don't want to be a professional singer. i just miss singing in a band. and not karaoke or whatsoever. i miss performing. guys. help me. i really want to give up singing. i'm just doing him a favour. sometimes i feel that i'm being controlled by whatever i want to do. previously, i understand why he didn't really wants me to go for that theater dancing thingy. its because the schedule it very tight. and i really understand what he meant. but this jamming thing is only once a week and he forbids me from it. he said he can only allow me to jam once a month or in 2 months. but who am i going to jam with?
btw, i told the band manager that i don't want to be their vocalist due to time constrain. well, at the same time, i want to do this small favour for him. but i dont feel that i'm doing it sincerely. slayers, enlighten me please.

Oh My Fucking Shit!

2008-07-30T13:43:00.002+08:00

I Nearly had sex! I need to meet all of you guys! NOW! I'm lost in this world!

Deprelash

sorry its me again!! nabey.

2008-07-23T00:49:00.002+08:00

Im sorry but yah its none other than
me, Deprechin.

i can't help but to blog about something

rather sad.

And so,

for the past 15mins or so, i have been browsing through

SHit Slayers photo album.

From school days, outings and yada2.

And i just can't help smiling like a mofo looking at them.

it brings back memories. mostly, funnybone.

Isn't it funny, how time passed so fast like my father's fart?

and to think that we can no longer turn back time.

i so can remember the days we bitch in the canteen

and laugh like hyena

and record deprelace stupid nonsense. hehe.

i know i've been saying this again and again.

repeating the same old shits.

but then again,

i just feel sad.

why do all good things come to an end?

a friend once told me,

its good that good things come to an end

so that better things will come later.

life is all about adventure and learning.

hmmmm, come to think of it,

he make sense lor.

BUT STILL!!

sometimes i just wish that all 5 of us can go back to ITE

in the same class, ISP,

and have all the fun and joy in the world.

too bad. i could only wish.

tsk.

sad isn't it!!! gawded!

i wanna killmyself.

Fucking Cheeseballs.

2008-07-20T02:33:00.002+08:00

Sorry for the random title. Had nothing in mind.

HELLO SLAYERS!!!!

GOSH! I miss all of you like crazy!

Well, lets just have an update on my life.

I am still studying in poly. Which means my life right now practically sucks like a sour rotten egg.

I am still the eldest in my family. Which means i have the responsibilty of two monkeys who don't co operate.

My parents are still divorced...So the family fueds still exist.

I'm still indian, which means i still hate more than half of the chinese. Racist, i know...but the truth.

I am still single....which means i have the feeling of love deprivation with me all the time.

That's the current situation i am in right now.

Why can't i find love? Why is it so hard?

I am more than convinced now that it is not about my size, cause i see even bigger mother fuckers having good looking guys.

So what the hell is wrong with me? Am i not a nice girl to be with?

Hell! I don't know what to say anymore.

I can continue with life knowing i have 5 friends who love me. That's all i need.

Love you Slayers.

Signing off, Deprelash.

ouh wells.

2008-07-10T02:15:00.002+08:00

Greetings faggots of the earth!

OMFG. i know its been decades

this blog has been left without a new entry.

i must say, its getting a little rusty and dusty.

what can i say?

we ,Slayers are a little busy.

since im kind, nice, sweet cute and well,

cute sweet and nice

and expect the list to go on,

i shall update!

So where the hell we have been?

and no, we've not been cleaning ur mom's fatass.

in fact we've been punching ur father's balls.

nah. thats gross ,hoolios!

hmm, okay i shall give u all a brief update of each slayers.

and of course, i shall start with the leader.

that is, Deprelash.

Well she has been a good and busy slayer.

always helping the education by giving out juicy

brain cells. basically, shes busy schooling.

and she has been facing with too many shitties in the world.

like too many!

so,if u think the world is small, kick ur own titties yo.

not to worry and be depressed dearest.

remember that WE, the SLAYERS are always here for u.

its okay to be sad but keep in mind that,

life is too short than someone's dick.

so be happy even if ure not. this is lame. but who the hell cares.

Next is Depregang.

this Slayer has been happy i guess.

i think life is starting to be kind to her.

well this is just a guess from what i've heard since the last time

we met. and im seriously very happy for you.

i hope life will get even better and may u succeed in life.

and did i mentioned that shes getting prettier?

oh man. shes so pretty that i feel like kicking my own face.

well, just be happy my dearest Depregang!

Next is of course our sweetest,

Depreniece

Shes been busy with some mediacorp stuff.

if u think im exageratting, well,

in life, its okay to exagerate once in a while.

because! its a key towards happiness.

if u dont understand, slap ur nose dudes.

and shes also facing with some shitties in life. but its okay

because she got me and i got u.

in other words, we're lesbian partners.

chuckles*

Next is our disgusting mofo.

well u got it right.

deprelace!!

shes happy. very happy indeed

with the love of her life. chuckles part II*

its great to see her like that u know.

and like me, shes been selling anggur.

its nothing wrong really. its still mencari rezeki.

hehoha.

In conclusion, everyone is busy with own life now.

for those who are happy,

i can't be any happier u know.

i dont care if my life is even shittier than my niece's poo.

as long as my friends are leading a happy life.

i know man..

u cant find this kinda sweet little friend in this world anymore.

well, what can i say.

chuckles part III*

i miss my slayers.

i love my slayers

friends till eternity.

wait, friends till our titties turns to brows.

yeah. thats better.

with greatest love on mars,

Deprechin!

sumpah gelek-gelek

2008-04-19T01:45:00.003+08:00

i fucken miss our depression party as well.but i am at least glad that i get to meet Depreniece and Deprechin and not forgetting you,Deprelash.even though we only get to talk for a few minutes,i am very happy. really, really miss you all slayers.now that i've met 3 of the slayers,i hope to meet the last one.and yes, it's you Depregang.i miss you terribly.i hope that you're doing fine.please do update each other alright.hugs.

well thanks Deprelash for your advise.now i'm not deciding anything just yet.i just let things flow.my relationship with L is getting way better each day but i am certainly not hoping.i'm afraid to get hurt so i've decided to be this way.
as for me and ah beng,well he's a nice person to be with.but still,i don't think i've known him that well yet.frankly speaking,i shall say,'let nature takes it's course'.i want to take things slow.i hope i'm doing the right thing.do give your views Deprelash or any of you slayers.much appreciated.

alright that's all for now.good day!

Lots of disco balls and kooshkins,
Deprelace.i am a shemale.

screw nutballs with cheese.

2008-04-19T00:10:00.003+08:00

Hello beloved slayers.
hope everyone is doing fine.
it seems to me that everyone
is getting a little depressed.
i missed our depression parties.

im so lazy to go work tomorrow.
just because im super duper tired.
school's like shit
and lifes getting shittier.
how i wish
i can just dissapear to some
other country and rot there.

i feel like im lost.
and suffocating.
i feel like throwing everything away
i feel like giving up everything
i feel like shouting to the world
"KNNCBBBBBBB!!"
I just felt the need
to shut up and die.

crappy feeling.
deprechin. =)

Coming home.

2008-04-17T22:50:00.004+08:00

Its been a while since i blogged. So many things are going on in my life right now. From entering Poly, to realising that my family is in serious financial trouble to having love online to not being able to make friends in school to everything else. I don't know when i will reach my breaking point.But as of right now, i will go with whatever fate hands put to me.

School is good. I love the environment there. You feel as if you really can achieve wonders when you walk down the hallway or down the lecture theatres. The lecturers there are great too. They are so interested in your well-being. They want to see you succeed. Which is a good thing.

The only problem with Poly life is that its quite independant. Everything you have to do on your own. Making friends is the hardest for me i guess. My classmates are all chinese. No malays. No indians. I am the only non-chinese there. I'm not having a problem with that, but i'm not used to it. Plus, all of them in class have made their own clicks...and i don't think they will accept me in their clicks so easily. Nevertheless, i am not giving up. Its a challenge i intend to win. Haha.

When it comes to the love department, lets just say, i have met someone. But i don't want to talk about it. I find that each time i talk about it....it doesn't last. So, until everything is finalized and settled, i'll tell you all all about it. For sure.

As for my ShitSlayers, i know its a hard time in all your lives. But hang in there. We're a bunch of strong women. We can handle this. We can. I know we can.

To Deprechin,

I have read your post, "SiGH", and did sigh in real life. He is a jerk. But all i can say is, wait, and see what happens. Feelings fade, but feelings can come back too. So, just wait and see.

To Depregang,

I don't know what's happening in your life right now. We hardly sms. Never call each other. I am busy with school and all, and i guess you are busy too. Keep me updated with your police thing. I wish you every success in that. I want the policewomen in Singapore to be pretty...so you should get it. Haha.

To Depreneice,

I miss you. And guess what, when i saw you at Guardian, you hugged me! You actually hugged me. I told you one day i would hug you. You see. Hahaha. I want to wish you all the best in your life. You did not make it into poly, but that's not the end for you. You're a warrior! So fight on ok. Try everything right to succeed in life. Never think you will never make it, because i know one day you will. All the best.

To Deprelace,

Somehow, i miss touching your breasts. Haha. I have to give you the same advice as i gave Depreneice, but for you, there is additional advice. Don't be so fickle in your life. Make decisions with both your heart and mind. Certain decisions will hurt like hell...but if you have to do it, you have to do it. Remember, certain decisions don't only include yourself. It can also affect those around you. Having said that, make sure at the end of the day, you are happy. For us to function properly, we have to be happy. Decide to keep things or people that make you happy, and decide to throw away things or people who just upset or confuse you.

Gosh, this is a long entry. Hahaha. Take care all of you. I miss you all like crazy. Meet up soon alright. As usual, you guys do the planning, then inform me. Love ya'll. Bye.

Lots of Love,

Deprelash

message.

2008-04-15T00:49:00.002+08:00

slayers, go to posts.

ive written a draft called "sigh".

just click on it.

i dont wish to publish it.

dont want people to see.

read when ure free k.

hugs.

deprechin

kanina busuk

2008-04-10T21:02:00.002+08:00

Hello Slayers,

its been a long freagging time i musst say.

first of all,

i would like to say

i miss all of u like crazy.

i miss our crazy times together,

bitching,

gossiping,

crapping,

skipping classes,

flirting,

patting,

masturbating,

ya whatever.

what i really want the most for now is

to turn back time

seriously.

Depregang. ako msg ko.

tak reply pon. sedih hambe.

k lah da lupe ako ar sekarang.

hati aku berkecamok sia.

macam paham. huahua.

of all the slayers, the one that i never see since finish school,

is you. thanks eh. wonder how are u. haiz.

so moving on.

im going to complain my ass off now.

i hate school.

i HATE SCHOOL

LIKE SERIOUSLY HATE.

my everyday life is getting shitty as ever.

i dont know why everything is so messy right now.

im lost like kutu cari babi.

i dont know how the hecker to explain my situation right now.

shitty. i know.

well aniways,

im qutting my job.

i cant bare listening to my parents

nagging and screaming and whatver shits everyday.

its killing me,my ear and heart. (abit of nose)

argh. pain so pain painful.

im enduring everything

im being super patient

im living on the support and encouragement of u guys.

if only i can fast forward my time.

k wait i want to side track.

my class got this cuteguys la sia.

alamak cam abang2 dan cute.

tkle carry. but i dunno how to talk to him.

im shy like lembu sia.

but yang penting i got his msn. wooo wooow ooo!!

at least something to look forward to everyday uh.

im a bitch,

so? havent we established that fact?

im off to do my journal.

suck ass and munch ur nipples,

Deprechin.

Dhilma Teabag's Dilemma

2008-04-10T02:42:00.004+08:00

i am fucking perplexed.i thought going to Cambodia would make things better.but it got worst.i came back with extra problems.it was totally unexpected!lee and i talked things out and yeah, we're friends now.close friends.but the way he messages me everyday doesn't seem to be like as if we're friends!it's like he asked me where am i,whether im home yet or to text him before i go to sleep.which idiot friend would do that?even me and pussyface don't message each other that way?!urgh.i met another someone in cambodia.we went to cambodia together.as in,he's a singaporean.duh.he's a cute ah beng i can say.we were friends in the beginning.he started calling me 'girlfriend' in a joking manner.but as days passed by,it suddenly became serious.he really, really took care of me.and i somehow felt like he's really my boyfriend.we sat together in the bus and we pretty much enjoyed ourselves in all busrides that we had.haiz.when we're back in singapore he gave me a tight hug and a peck on my forehead saying that he'll text me later.and he texted me saying that he really likes me.i won't deny that i don't have any feelings for him.in fact, i like him too(aww).okay shut the hell up.and now he's waiting for my answer.i can just say yes anytime but now since yesterday after chatting happily on the phone with lee,i have mixed feelings.how am i going to tell him about ah beng?im afraid that he'll stop messaging me and we're not going to be close anymore.my relationship with him seems to get even better now since we talked things out 2 days ago.haiz..friends keep on telling me to follow my heart.and my heart says don't make any rash decisions yet and wait what will happen later.am i still waiting for lee?or what?i am so fickle lah.fuck the fee.and i fucking miss my beloved slayers.oh god tears streaming down already.i better go before i start my drama mama.

lots of confusions and rojak mama,
Deprelace.i am a shemale.

Horny baby.

2008-03-21T00:45:00.004+08:00

I don't know why. But i've been getting horny lately. This picture can explain it all. Enjoy.

With lots of sexual tension,

Deprelash

Hehoo

2008-03-20T01:16:00.003+08:00

SAP!!

AWW depregang.. that is like the sweetest thing yo

thank you so much for the encouragement and yada2.

appreciate it gile babi sak gua. i feel so touched like crazy.

i know u understand me so well when it comes to

my relationship. and and and and guess what slayers?!?

Im back to normal with him.

things are getting better. (ithink)

i had a long talk with him

i even make stupid decisions

but guess its all worth it

cos now we love each other more.

because we both know we need each other

cos hes my only WAN.

and thats all that matters. chey. siape kate di sebalik idung maha besar ni,

aku tak sweet?

relationship aside.

just now went to meet Deprelace.

then off to jamming.

i go through all the trouble of listening to mama's naggings

and dad's cold stare just to see Minerva jamming.

Like..omg be honoured or something. diam bodoh.

so yeah i had funnn and

siallah deprelace! that abang so cute with janggut

i melt like crazy wawa. diam bodoh.

its been sucha longggg time since i went to see them jamming.

NICE.

and then love(ehem) send me ..

no.. not home folks

but just to the mrt platform. which is so nice of him

although hes tired and sick

plus he has to carry the guitar and also beg bom.

then i reach home around 1220.

and my parents never talk to me.

SYABAS!!

tomorrow till sunday im off to JB.

i got some serious matter to handle.

like fucking serious. no, not even abang sallymat's case

can challenge my seriousness. so yeah i will miss the chance to

say sayonara to deprelace and depreniece.

haiz. i hope u guys have a great time there.

please take care of each other k? esp deprelace.

im so going to miss both of u like crazy sia.

semoga selamat pergi dan kembali.

sayang korang to the max. ingat tu.

i have alot more to say but then neh-mind.

please take care slayers.

im missing my dearest ear toucher.

hakhakhak!

hope ure doing ever so fine babe.

last but not least, stay safe and sexy slayers.

P/S i love all of u!

Deprechin. =)

dear shitslayers...

2008-03-18T23:42:00.002+08:00

im sorry fer not able to make it today's meeting...im sure u guys have fun this evening. we'll...we r sure to meet up some other time again..

deprechin....hang in there rite...dun let him handle tis relationship alone as in if he wants tis silence to prolong and u go ahead with it. NO way man! its not gonna work out that way. Talk to him gather enuf courage to tell him that u r not happy with tis even if u r comfortable with tis silence already...wen deep down i knw u love him so much..so,so much...you have to do something! u have to gerl...really... and if u have talk tings out with him,juz gotta be strong even if it works out or not....coz at least we knw u have try your very best... Figure out what you need to do to feel a little more in control and then hold your nose and jump into the pool. we will hold your hand as best as we can to lead u aite. if he were to walk out on u..that it...hes the dumbest guy i knw,n u r the best gerl in the world...so,hes at lost...

btw slayers,i miss u guys super duper much! love u! n ya...depreniece please take good care of our dear little shemale once oversea she might get lost.. Im scared people will korban her due to lack of meat resources in that country.. heee! take care the both of u aite....

with lots of love hurts...
depregang

ha ha ha ha .what?i laughed?oh.okay.

2008-03-13T23:52:00.002+08:00

we might as well be strangers.

deprelace.im a shemale.

sobsobe wassssabeh

2008-02-29T03:44:00.002+08:00

he's flying off to perth in a few hour's time.going for a week.and im starting to feel a little bit sad after i met him.aiyoyoyo apa ama dey.
time to study lah now.shit lah.should not think about all this.

ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR EXAMS SLAYERS.

Finally, i come calling.

2008-02-26T22:46:00.002+08:00

Looks like i am the last to blog. Its been a loong loooong looooong time since i've entered to the ShitSlayers blog. I must say, i have been busy with lotsa stuff. Family, School, Personal Life. Gosh. There's so much for a girl like me to do. Damn.

Anyway, i must highlight, that our ShitSlayers Valentine's Day which was on the 15th of Feb, (Should we make it our official date, for us, to celebrate valentines?) was a wonderful day in the year 2008. We all planned to surprise Depregang, cause we did not get a chance to celebrate her birthday. This was how the planning went.

Depreniece and Deprechin were assigned to purchase the "Cake" which in this case, was Mango Struddle. They also purchased doughnuts from MUNCHY DOUGHNUTS. Just, F.Y.I, these savoury treats were fucking awesome. Moving on....

Deprelash, which is myself had to bring Depregang to Vivocity, which was the location the sabotage was to take place. So, i, being a drama queen since birth, was skillfully masking my emotions. I told Depregang that i still had presents to buy. I told her that the rest of the girls would be late. And she believed me. =) Moving on.....

Deprelace, well....what did she do....i don't know....her duty was to come i guess. haha.

*being mean*

ANYWAY. The day was faboulous. Took loads of photos. We didn't get to see many eye candy, but i guess, we were more worried about ourselves. It was ShitSlayers Valentines Day for goodness sakes. WE had to care for OURSELVES.

Oh Yah! I'm such a forgetful bitch. I forgot the most important part. OUR PRESENTS.

Which reminds me of another little fact. I still havent bought Depreniece and Deprechin their presents. OK. Rest assured, i'm going to buy them A.S.A.P.

Alright. I got a wonderful bundle of chocolates from Deprechin. The chocolates ranged from delicacies like DOVE, FERRERO ROCHE and many others. Really sweet. I loved all of it.

The next one. I got a chocolate from Deprelace too. Not sure what the name of the chocolate is, but i can tell you one thing for certain. It was scrumptous. Really. Thanks baby.

Last but not least. I must say, my most favourite gift of all. A friendship band from Depreneice. It was marvellous. I loved it. It was a red, brown and black band. I just don't even know how to express my gratitude. She knew i loved black and red. I am truly grateful. This band will be with me, till the time i can't wear a band anymore.

That day, 15 February 2008, was indeed a day, where an unbreakable bond was formed. A bond that is binded with a band of unbreakable friendship.

Take care my ShitSlayers sisters. I'll see you in school tomorrow. =)

With Lots of Sentiments,

Deprelash

Greeny appleng

2008-02-25T11:26:00.003+08:00

Stop it sia.
Tak perlu sia ketawe like that.
fucking irritating sia.
sial la. at that moment eh,
i just feel like taking my Jack Parcell marvellous shoe
and throw at her makcik face sia.
i can imagine ur maha bulat specs pecah seribu.
da lahhh tkmo kurang ajar.( a voice inside me says)
but what the heck, i cannot take it sia.( i say)

Starting from today, i will only drink two kind of drinks.
that is, mineral water or Green apple juice.
WHy green apple? well, i heard that u can lose weight
drinking it. wonderful news, i must say.

Oh ya, i just realise that
abang tan looks cute today.
macam penguin.
hehehehe.

Lots of cibai,
Deprechin.

dedication...

2008-02-18T11:46:00.002+08:00

i wanna thank all my shitslayers for all the effort to suprise me on our valentine outing on 15th february. aku tekejot till my tists neary fell off la kan...

yg penting,thanks to our shemale...haha kau peh so called tudong attract mat indon.. n to our telinga jelly...damn ur cleavage makes me go high till i go upstairs...( wat the hacking im talking about sia) diam la eh...

to our dear deprelace and our depreniece korg super gorgeous..=) weeee!!!!! i lup u all man shitslayers!!

happy slayers day.

2008-02-16T00:06:00.002+08:00

i hate this.
my face is full of those dot2 thingy.
like baby pimple gitu.
why the fuck sia.
i wash my face 2 times a day and so
i dont understand why all this fucking little thing keeps popping
out from my face!
im already ugly as it is,
So why God is giving me all this?

maybe its due to stress.

moving on..
im feeling a little sad.
maybe im just being too sensitive..
or maybe im thinking too much..
all i want to do is sleep..
all the way...
just sleep...
sleep..without any disturbance.
i think i want to off my phone also.
ok ah. set. im hibernating for days.
goodbye.

p/s: thank you beloved slayers for today. sayang korang. =)

lots of love,
Deprechin.

YOOOUUUUUUU!

2008-02-12T09:51:00.000+08:00

im having a terrible migraine.i don't depend on painkillers.but i think this has gone worst.so too bad must eat.im still having it.

Deprelace.fucking shit!

Tebal mcm Babi

2008-02-12T09:28:00.000+08:00

okok...
slayers do feel free to update yo!

contact lens save the day...woohoo!
i nvr bring along my specs today
so how to concentrate during Abang Tan's lesson
dig punye dig..itu dig dlm beg juga ada
skali jumpe itu lens container la(container ke?)
nasib dlm itu container juga ada lens...
so i put it on the spot juga but of course after i sanitised my hands
ahh..clear la sia..until i can see Abang Tan's nipple shooting
hahahaa...

yang penting!!
hot topic is about..jeng-jeng-jeng
Tebal Macam Kulit Babi..
ehh..kurang ajar nye aku..
tapi mmg ar..
deprechin n i saw tis gal...
we always saw her la, in fact everyday
same skul mah...
but today when we saw her...
fuyoohh!!!
die punye make-up punye la tebal
mengalahkn Cine Pekji...
ntah brape ton bedak die tepek kat muke die
till u can carve ur mathfarker name on her tepek face okay.
gua rase kulit babi pon kalah la sia...
ahahha...ok enough for now..bertambah la dosa aku nnt

lots of clear-vision
Depredidge

fuck yourself.

2008-02-12T08:59:00.000+08:00

Eh terima kaseh la kawan2.
no one is updating
this is like my own personal blog sia.
sial la u all.
lazy worst then babi sia.

i cant wait for friday.
the slayers outing to (insert destinasi terkini)
okay ar. that one can story the next time.
now, i must do frontpage.
must give fullest attention
to the ultimate one and only,
"abang tan the nippy shoot".
(all because nipple die selalu steam).

lots of nippyshoots,
Deprechin.

makao

2008-01-31T09:15:00.000+08:00

Holy Macaroni!!

(echoes: makaoroniiiiiiiii)

Someone please shoot me.

Its AOA lesson now.

We're having a freaggin mock test,

and here i am blogging.

The best part is..

class attendance - only 10?!?

Shit Slayers attendance,

3/5.

FREAGGIN AWESOME!!

I can't be bothered.

I don't know how to do this shit.

i hate excel.

woah and im blind yo.

my contact lense expired so im

contact-less.

and if i can't see, it somehow affect my other senses,

as in..i will also be hearing-impaired.

So i can barely hear and see.

its a great time to be bullied.

can you imagine me getting chokeslam with the slayers.

Like YAY!!!!

ammak karipa pandi lomabola.

ayo!ayo! u said it!

(thats a mantra to have bola head)

Lots of using braille,

Deprechin.

Failure

2008-01-30T10:54:00.000+08:00

Its not working.

Its not happening.

Love is decreasing.

Hope is fading.

Sadness is not arriving.

In its place, courage and determation is awakening.

For he is such a weakling.

And i'm too strong for his liking.

So that is a choice which he is making.

For if he does not think of changing.

I am leaving.

To let him continue procrastinating.

With lots of feelING,

Deprelash

Dear Mr T.

2008-01-26T00:45:00.000+08:00

Dear Mr T,

Screw you for hurting one of our sisters,
Screw you for being so blind as to not see who was the better one,
Screw you for choosing a bitch over a decent girl,
Screw you for saying things you didn't mean,
Screw you for playing her like a puppet.

You think you broke her?

What was your intention of playing her along? You wanted a second fiddle?

Well, screw you. The jokes on you pal.

She's a strong woman. Assholes like you can't break her that easily.

So, here is my new year message to you.

Screw you. Screw the bitch that's with you now.

That's about it. Players and jerks like you don't need much well-wishing.

Have a miserable life.

Ps: I never knew you could be such a heartless jerk. If you ever wanna explain things to me, let me hear your side, let me know. If not, you can continue rotting into oblivion, for all i care.

Lots of ill-wishes,

Deprelash

take me away.........................................

2008-01-24T10:24:00.000+08:00

On 22 January 2008 i ask him for a moment of separate ways...1st time in 5 yrs...i can't bear with the relationships that is full of pretentious. we both know that theres something wrong with the relationship but we juz kept quiet n dun voice out. i'm sad, yes i knw that i can't pull thru without having u by my side. we both cried like hell on that day. looking at the tears that roll down your cheeck i felt numb...

Y is this happening to us, i tried my very best to save this relationship, as days goes by i'm getting weaker. i love u but its juz so hard for me. I tink i'm to blame for all this shit thats happening. like wat my mum always said i had a bad temper in which i always blast at you. n how i always gave u those hard times. n like u always said i'm always disrespect towards u.

Yups.....finally i have accept the fact that i'm 2 blame for all these...

i'm living in the world of shit with 2 sisters in the house hate me just pretending 2 be nice at times n be nasty all the time. i dun knw y the hell they hate and jealous bout me n i knw they dun love me they admit it in my face. living witha drunken,wife-beater,gambler dad for 19 yrs before it finally end. Mum gave me a hard life most of the times shes just good at blaming me thats the truth that no one knows. Blame me for this and that..every single ting she will blame me..she nvr blame any of my sis even if there r in the wrg. Y mum? well i love mum too much to blame her. so i just kept 2 myself..it hurt deeply.

sometimes i just feel like running...far,far away...away from all tis destruction. but i'm helpless..who can i blame? its all fated..i can't blame fate for all this..all i can blame is myself..all tis is y i shed a lot of weight,its 2 depressing n painful to bear with...i'm forsaken by my love ones in this world...

Dear god...pls....take my hand....lead me the way to heaven..

Lots of tears depregang..

specially draft for Mr Taufik

2008-01-24T09:57:00.000+08:00

This is a special dedication for taufik who recently had juz hurt our dear shitslayers member deeply. So listen here TAUFIK or rather being spelt as TAUFIQ. i dun gave a hood man. might as well i kol u taugeh....tats worth your personality.

Firstly,fucked u u fucker fool for hurting her...u r the most stupidiest asshole i ever heard of to reject her. she is one of the most nicest person i've met. Whats the sweet words for?? huh??? Y gave her empty hopes? guys are so damn pathetic,they can't live without having multiple pussy.

Secondly, 2 tell u the truth taugeh,i felt like puking at the sight of your face. Its worse than cow dung. Together with ur damn attitude who like to play girls around i felt that your face is worse than 'pantat kuali'. thank god shes not with you. But what i can assure u fucking bastard taugeh, once u got ditch by a pussy u r bound to find her back. If that happens. all i can gave you is a thick,slimy...spongy,grennish and yellowish mucus of mine into your mouth and make u swallow it. Hmmmm...i can imagine the taste gonna be super nice.

Lastly, may u be burn in hell n rot in the deepest hell of all the hell...hope that you are happy with your new pussy. n ya i forget sumtin else, i suggest you should go for this operation. ask the docter to remove both ur eyeballs and replace it with both of ur testes,as in switching place coz u r simply blind.

lots of giant middle finger for taugeh....

depregang

act apalled

2008-01-21T20:22:00.000+08:00

well Mr K,you might as well rot in hell you kanina.my patience is running thin.you made her cry.you hurt her.how could you.im sure one day karma will get you fucking back.please,at least have the decency to tell her about the current situation.it wouldn't her that hurt much tho.now what you've done is too much for a kind soul to bear.well,its just too good to be true.too good..haiz.seriously,your reputation is going down so low dude.especially after getting to know who's your pathetic girlfriend is.go and find 'markah kesian' to recollect your points back.that's if you manage to collect it back.so much for 'I miss you','i'll never let you go',empty promises,whispering sweet nothings.all of this is just a cock of bull!
well dude,you're at the losing end now.that's all that i want to say.

GOOD RIDDANCE! and to the drain.

lots of cocok panah and stone cold stunners,

Deprelace.be gone,seriously.

Goodbye

2008-01-21T12:39:00.000+08:00

ohh...

ohh..ohh..ho..

i see..

let all the forces be wif me..

anger hit me

i can't believe it

wat i predicted

actually happening

well...

i dun give it a damn anymore

shut up n die...

having a depression party later

juz a small n quick one

coz Deprelash & Depregang

not available

cheers (",)

wif anger + a bit of sadness

Depreniece

Bloody jerk.

2008-01-21T12:25:00.000+08:00

I cannot take it when one of beloved friends

is fooled (fooled?)

by a bloody asshole.

Guys are really jerks.

where on earth can u ever find one that is of pure heart and sincere?

Mr T,

U should be ashamed of yourself . u should know what

i exactly mean.

Giving hope and playing with a girl's heart is never a respectable thing.

and to fool her? the nicest and sweetest girl i've known?

Oh my grapes, if i were you,

i will burn myself in hell.

You could have just tell her that

you've found someone new.

rather then let her worry over you unnecessarily.

and to think that the "someone" is a biatch.

sorry ar. gua tkle angkat ar.

i really can't believe this. all this while i thought you're the nicest guy,

but obviously you're not.

you can't even be compared to the worst-est dickhead.

im really pissed off.

i feel so sorry for my dearest Depreniece.

its okay deary.

do not cry or be upset over him. its fucking not worth it.

With a bloody gastric and pain heart,

Deprechin.

fly me to MARS

2008-01-20T18:16:00.000+08:00

"Dearly Beloved,are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying.Are we demented?Or am i disturbed?The space that' s in between insane and insecure.Oh theraphy,can you please fill the void?Am i retarded?Or am i just overjoyed?Nobody's perfect and i stand accused for lack of a better word and that's my best excuse"

oh.i THINK i'm in love.love love love lace.
nah.just kidding.its too soon.come to me just fuck the fee yaw dawggs!

.Deprelace.be gone.seriously.

Babi chulo.

2008-01-19T16:29:00.000+08:00

Eh Deprelash!

Happy,depressed,emo or whatever shits,

U still have to blog okay.

don't go for a vacation!

chet.

im pissed off with alot of things now.

i feel like smashing someone face.

wait. its not someone. its the "Brain".

im going to the gym everyday and bulit up my arm muscle.

make my arms big and muscular like "Arnold susah nak eja".

and imagine my fist on her bloody face?

woah. From "brain" to "taik cair".

argh. diam ah.

and my fucking phone is being a fucker.

i just bought it and now its spoilt.

what luck is this sial.

i lazy to type.

too much depressing thoughts.

shut up and die,

Deprechin.

Taking a vacation

2008-01-16T12:03:00.000+08:00

I'm currently taking a break from the ShitSlayers blog, which means i won't be posting anymore. This is due to the current situation of things. I'm not depressed anymore. I have no depressing things to say. I do still hate certain bitches and bastards from my class, but the feeling of being depressed is no longer existant in me. Therefore, it wouldn't be right to be active in the blog right now. BUt, i do assure all of you, this current state of happiness i am in, will be shortlived. So, fret not, readers of my posts (if any) i will be back soon. I know depression is a few blocks away from my heart, but its still there. So, i might be back to posting depressing, love-deprived entries sooner than later.

Lots Of Love,

Deprelash

Diam la...

2008-01-14T12:03:00.000+08:00

1stly i wanna say sorry to ABG TAN...sorry coz im not paying attention to ur lesson rite now.

and its freaking cold in here! my bulu-roma(roma sape?) standing sia frm juz now...but luckily FAUZIE la kn yg tolong lowerkn the temperature...tks eh

wow! i cannot carry already until i feel like nk ter-berrie sia...its full of EMOTIONs in tis blog..but really i feel like ter-berrie(buang air-besar la)...i tink 1 drumlet n 1 nugget (appetizer) and mee hoon goreng wif all the paru-paruz, sotongz, daging-dagingz plus sayur sawi(main dish) and biskut-biskutz marie plus milo panas(dessert) tat i ate juz now coming out already...haha

btw, Depregang...stay strong n hold on ya..ur story sedih la kn n i cry sia..tk nmpk kn?bile aku cry? aku nangis dlm iman la..haha..but really we can feel ur..ur..ur..i mean ur feelings rite nw...haiz..ni semua cobaan...well im not the rite person to give u advise la..but dun worry u got all of us wif u..cheers!

i would like to wish all the best to the rest of the Shit Slayers...woohoo!!

and for me..i still need to Get A life!!

nvm..im happy..im happy for all of u..

frm tmrw onwards i want to pay attention during Abg Tan's class n do the Ssscise..(betol ke?)hahaha...

i really can't wait for tis thurs n fri...but before tat muz study hard2 for tis wed PR CA..then can enjoy!

after tis, got s&w...cannot wait sia to burnt all the babatz yg terlebih n mengelebeh(eewww..disgusting)...wanna get working again...my engine da weak..

ok i noe my post is so the boring..memang boring pon,if i never post pon nvr make a difference..so dun read if u tink its boring k..

ohh..i juz remember tat i got meeting today..haiz..its nvr ending sia..

lots of coldness

Depreniece

Deprelash is.......The Romantic.

2008-01-11T22:45:00.000+08:00

The Romantic

You are the romantic who adore sentimental tokens and passionate displays of affection: Roses, candlelight dinners, poetry, gentle touches and more. And you expect your significant other to appreciate and reciprocate your loving gestures.The man in your life is one lucky guy, because you will never take him for granted. To you, being in love should always feel like honeymoon so you'll go out of your way to shower your sweetheart with special surprises and loads of TLC.But because you have a tendency towards idealizing love, you may feel a tad disappointed when your partner isn't always in the super romantic mood. Remember all great couples aren't 100 percent lovey-dovey all the time. What matters more is that you stay focused on each other and on the love you share, because ultimately, love really is about understanding and acceptance rather than flowers and chocolates.

I told you i was a romantic. This just proves it. Haha.

-Deprelash

Be Strong, Depregang.

2008-01-11T22:24:00.000+08:00

I felt like crying after reading Depregang's post.

Me and my emotional and sensitive shits.

I agree with what Deprelash said.

sometimes guys are really jerks. no brains assholes.

and i just wish they shut up and suck Z.B's pussy.

Hmm, this somehow reminds me of what happened months back.

really, really reminds me of..u know la uh.

Depregang, i know im in no position to give u advice or what

since i, myself, am a beginner in this relationship thingy.

But i know how u feel.

sometimes you just feel like giving up.

sometimes you think that he don't appreciate you.

whatever you do is never enough or never right.

sometimes the LOVE is just gone.

no more feelings,

you just feel the sadness and pain and more hatred,

like you just want to punch and kill him.

and sometimes the only answer is to go on seperate ways.

BUT

its sad because what we really want

is to Hold on.

Simply because u/we/i love the bloody idiot so much.

Yang penting,

Think of the good/best memories you guys had together.

it works for me. (hope it does for you too)

I may not talk any sense here.

but i really feel for u la kan.

Love trully hurts.

Be strong, Depregang.

This is a test in a relationship.

We'll always be here for you aite.

*HUGS*

Lots of emotions,

Deprechin

Depregang, hang in there. Love is a powerful emotion.

2008-01-11T21:20:00.000+08:00

I may be in love and shit, but i can't stand and see one of my sisters hurt. Seriously. Depregang, your relationship is strong. Believe that. He may be the one who starts the fights sometimes, he may be the one who is at fault...but i guess its something we girls have to live with. We, as girls, will have to accept, that guys can be jerks most of the time. In this case, he doesn't realise what he's doing. He may be behaving the way he is, because he loves you. Don't give up on love just like that. You will know when your feelings or your love is dying away. A woman always knows. Never pity a guy, because that will be your downfall. Hearts are meant to be broken, so, don't ever patch up because you feel pity. Let him feel the pain. But in this case, i know you still love him, and he still loves you. So, hold on. You'll know if the need arises to end things, and you will also know if your love can continue to grow. Because you're in control. A woman who loves a man, is always in control. Believe that.

Lots of Advice (she hopes will work),

Deprelash

hate that i love u

2008-01-11T12:00:00.000+08:00

I've told u way before hand that my love for you will eventually become hatred, if you force me to hate you. As days goes by, my love for you are sometimes strong and sometimes fades without me realising it. what exactly do you want from me? or expect from me?

whenever fights erupt, it will all be my fault, i'm to blame for these and that. these are your favourite lines : "eh kau kurang ajar eh?!!", "ungkit la,ungkit la kau?!!" well in actual fact kau yg ajar aku jadi kurang ajar n kau yang slalu ungkit and cume aku tk pena nk ckp. U will hurt me badly... real bad.. till i can just lay motionless doing nothing for hours. u will just solve the fights by apologising....as easy as that. But if it is my fault,u drag about it, mention it for countless times and then accept my apology.

At times i ask myself y do i hold on 2 this relationship? i guess i knw the ans, i still love u so much that i can't imagine my life without u 4 a second. Sad and it’s not fair how you take advantage of the fact that I
Love you beyond the reason why..

Right now... my feelings 4 u changed due to the the recent fights. i dun believe that you ask for breakup that easily without thinking about my feelings at all. And a day later, u tell me that u dun mean it n wants me back..Honestly,i thought enuf is enuf. But looking at your face declaring to u i wanna separate ways, breaks my heart to pieces. I can't bring myself to say all those words to you. And i'm confused now,do i patch with you out of pity? or do i still love you?

One of these days maybe your magic won’t affect me
And your kiss won’t make me weak
But no one in this world knows me the way you know me
So you’ll probably always have a spell on me..

Hate how much i love u.....

depregang...

2008-01-10T20:38:00.000+08:00

Natural Flirt

Chatting up men can feel really awkward for some, but for you flirting comes naturally. Your incredible sex appeal and sociable demeanor means that men feel comfortable talking to you, and these are what add to your charm.When it comes to men you're interested in, you're not afraid to make the first move, but your approach is more friendly rather than sexual.Coy laughs, head tilts, fun conversations, eye bats – these girly flirting tactics are your signature moves. But your winning trait has to be your intuitive ability to pace your advances, so even though you wish you could lay your paws on that hot guy right now, you know it's way wiser to proceed with light verbal flirting first.

Ok i guess im really a flirtatious Bitch. heh.

go here to take the Quiz.

http://www.shoppinglifestyle.com/quiz/goodflirt/

First i would like to Congratulate our dearest Deprelash

for saying byebye to "singlehood"

and hello to "motherhood".

haha! we're so happy for u.

Let us all pray that everthing will go on well.

Secondly, im feeling a little pressurised.

the thought of me graduating is scary shit.

I really have no idea where to go next.

Looking at my results, i don't think i can smell the footsteps of Poly.

What's next? Working? be a mother? fuck.

stress la sia.

Ok that aside.

i must say im really pissed off.

and upset.

I don't feel like talking about it.

im just so..

i don't know la.

ROT IN HELL SUCKERS,

Deprechin

I am no longer in Depression. I'm in love!

2008-01-10T08:51:00.000+08:00

I cannot believe what is happening to me right now. Seriously, i'm being surrounded by love and happiness. I'm afraid its all a dream. He declared everything at 1.40am, 10 January 2008. All his emotions, all his expectations. He asked me if i accept him, and all i could say is, yes. But i have this feeling, that, this is too good to be true. I've never really been allowed to be happy. Even when i was young, or while i was growing up, whenever i felt truly happy about something, there would always be a reason to crush the happiness away. I wonder what will stop me from being truly happy with him. I wonder. I want to be happy. I want to make him happy. I want to be in love. If God put him in my path, let it be the right path that we both are taking now. Let us all hope that this works. Right now, i'm in the mood for love...so here's some pictures for you to enjoy.

Lots Of Sweet, Sweet Love

Deprelash

The hungry and cold of wednesday morning.

2008-01-09T11:47:00.000+08:00

Its so cold.

Its freezing.

My nails are turning purple!

Im hungry.

Maybe i need kari.

with roti

but i later i will be chubby

like babi.

cannot carry already.

arghghghghgh shut up suckers.

lots of tetek gatals,

Deprechin.

Pictures For The Artistic Souls

2008-01-09T11:44:00.000+08:00

PussyFace will probably think i'm deprived of love or something...but, for me, posting the pictures that i have posted is just a sign that i am reveling in my emotions. God, those pictures aren't pornography, neither are they obscene. They're romantic. He doesn't appreciate such things. But, my attentions are veering towards Tattoos right now. So enjoy girls.

Lots Of Pain

Deprelash

The need to love is empowering

2008-01-09T10:32:00.000+08:00

I am in a daze of emotions. I don't know what is happening to me. Seriously. He says such sweet words...and i melt under them. He is so honest with his emotions, and i don't even recognise mine. Each time he calls, my heartbeat goes 100 times faster. I've never experienced this. Should i be worried and be practical, or should i just follow the waves of love.

Lots of Love,

Deprelash

her story...

2008-01-07T12:32:00.000+08:00

she knew that its hard for her to obtain a good relationship

becoz liking and loving are 2 different thing

but she's trying...

its only a dream but its all so real

don't want it to end but she noe it will

she is so happy that he become her companion

he need her all the time

he wanna be by her side

she brings happiness to him

once he said M.I.A wouldn't be happening

coz he won't leave her easily

even though she is sick of him

she realised that her feelings kept growing

they become closer but not together

when misunderstanding strike

he apologies for his fault

she was ok wif it but still hurt abt it

he wonder if things will get back to normal again 1 day

she was ok wif it but needs time to heal

soon when situation going to get better

he kept silent without any reason

she dun understand wat's happening

coz he stop responding

how could he do that to her

she kept thinking of him

he disturb her mind

sorry if she is the cause of tis mystery

if he want it to be tis way

please forgive her for her wrong doing

and thanks for the memories

its her story...

Lots of sickness

Depreniece

Have i met the one?

2008-01-05T02:36:00.000+08:00

Have i met the one? I'm scared. What if it's not going to work again this time? What if its not my time yet to find out what happiness is from a relationship? Haizzz...this is terrifying.....

Lots of Confusion,

Deprelash

Whateverness

2008-01-03T03:19:00.000+08:00

That's IT!

We got to change names dude.

Our identity is the upmost importance

but it seems like everyone knows our code names.

well, you fuggers are smartass afterall.

Depremint came up with this. its better i think.

Deprechin,

Depregang,

Deprelace,

Depreniece,

Deprelash

To the SLAYERS,

Depremint will tell u who is who la later.

and im bored. fuck life.

Lots of names,

Depreti.

i am legend and i just lied

2008-01-03T01:56:00.000+08:00

fuck im depressed.so depressed that i can be like our friend above.i ..aiyayayai lah.keep-pee-tty quiet-tee-hai!you go and die.im just feeling depressed right now.you just go and die.just go jump down or swallow moth balls.good riddance.good luck in your after life.

.be gone.

Depremint.im a shemale.

I'm in a romantic mood.

2007-12-30T18:35:00.000+08:00

This picture just made me wet. Seriously.

Lots of lustful thoughts...

Depregum

Depression for Depregum?

2007-12-30T18:28:00.000+08:00

Depressi, where are you la? Why you not replying my sms. You know, you like M.I.A! Anyway, i don't know why you have this strong feeling that i'm upset, but to tell you the truth, my feelings are in turmoil. Got so many things happening, i don't know how to handle. Guys, Family, My own emotions, finding a job, my school work.

ALOT.

Nevertheless, i'm sad to inform you that i cannot make it on the 31st. I have a job interview with my mom at some resort. Hopefully i can get some part time work there.

What you all can do is, maybe plan to meet at my house. I got new hindi vcd. Very romantic. You guys don't want hindi movie, then ask Depressi bring her scary movies. Hahaha.

I got so many things to tell you guys. I'm afraid if i don't tell you all now, i will forget when school reopens. Seriously.

Anyway, please, do keep in touch. Its just the holidays. Hahaha.

Hoping to see all of you soon.

With lots of love,

Depregum

depressi : PREGNANT

2007-12-30T08:49:00.000+08:00

my mum and i went to woodlands causeway point to have lunch together before i went off for work. so i wear this leggins and my so called pregnant top. i ate quite a lot and part of my tummy is bulging. but i can admit its only one layer. haha. i bring a long a big bag that contain all my werk clothing n stuff. i also actually bought to munchy donut so that i can ate it at werk later. we then took the train towards jurong east interchange and we went our separate way. my mum to boon lay and i went towards pasir ris. i actually was already at the last cabin. so wen the train arrived i walk in and there is no more availale seat. so i stand in front of this apek with my MP3 in my ear and this plastic donut on my left hand and reading storybooks on my another hand. ( a lot of abang2 hensem i cannot take it) so i gotta act cool and read story book since a some of those mamats are giving me those one glance. haha. i'm a bitch. shut up. den out of sudden this apek right in front of me he actually stand up and offer me the seats coz hes been staring at my tummy for so loooong! godamn it i was like wat the hell is wrong wit u!!! i'm not pregnant! but all i did was shook my head, smile and continue reading. and this time every one was looking at me. fuck. fuck.fuck.fuck. i felt that this is the longest journey from jurong to tiong bahru. weellll........what can i say....

i dunno why i have this strong mother fucker feeling that our dear depregum is having a big problem and sumhow i can feel that shes depressed and feeling very2 down and sad. if i'm right depregum,be strong aite....

i hate this huge damn round bisul at my armpit! saket la bodo,stop growing can??

lots of bisool and pregnity.... depressi...

Teteks as ones

2007-12-30T02:45:00.000+08:00

WELCOME BACK DEPREDIDGE!!!

Woah. miss her yo!

Great! now the shit slayers are all back in Singapore.

I hope Monday's outing, 31st December 2007,

is on. still waiting for Depressi's reply.

yo dai! where are you sia?

where shall we go, slayers??

Esplanado?

its New Year's Eve, so we shall celebrate

drinking wine, eat DONUTS,

watch the fireworks, flirting, eye-wash(cuci-mata)

yada2.

WOah. can't wait to meet you guys!

MAY THE TETEKS REUNITE as ONE!

Lots of imsonia,

Depreti.

wak lu ah

2007-12-28T02:42:00.000+08:00

eh sick sia.im feeling bored.so bored that i picked on my nose and smell it.want some?

lots of taik hidung and foul smell,

Depremint.im a shemale.

PERFORMANCE

2007-12-28T00:26:00.000+08:00

Listen up bitches!

If you're interested, contact Pussy Face by tomorrow. Thanks.

Depregum

What a Waist!

2007-12-26T19:41:00.000+08:00

WELCOME BACK DEPREMINT!!!

I was like a happy bugger, i tell ya.

At first my phone rang,

and i thought to myself "now who the FUCK..!"

and then i saw her face on my HP screen.
i think i scream her name.

hee. Got to meet soon yo.

A few days back,

i received an email.

Well,this old fugger lady,

has a fucking small waist. seriously SMALL.

smaller then anyone could ever have.

she cut her ribs

& had it done by a Maniac plastic surgeon..

Oh my grapes!!

Now where's her pussy,again??! Yes, the nipple is visible here. and is that the pussy?! :o

I feel like puking.

& there are such people in the world!
So gross. But it somehow look like its all edited.
But if you look again, it looks Real.
To think that I actually bothered to look and check again!
Gawd..
My mom said she looks like hourglass.
I think she’s being too nice.
To me this old fugger looks like a poor disfigured Alien.

Well, May u be happy old fugger.

With pukes all over,
Depreti

kachang rebus

2007-12-24T23:55:00.000+08:00

wow.im back from a long vacation with a much fuller figure not forgetting my triple chin.fat like a dog's neck.or babi ah.wait.does the babi even have a freaking neck?talking about babi,my tummy looks like one.i named it 'The Talking Tummy' because as i walk,it boinks and talk.k enough about tummy.
i really really enjoyed my vacation.for two godamn weeks!but of course i missed my tetek friends.my boinks boinks.and also not forgetting the Pussyface (Ku-Know-Who).i missed Pussyface too.see?im a good friend even Pussyface always bullies me.the biggest pussyface of all pussyfaces.HAHA.eh.think im freaking lazy to blog.will continue the next time about my trip.oh ya.i ate kacang rebus in penang.very long like (insertword).

suck hairy ballz yo!

lots of farts and kachang rebus,

Depremint.i am a shemale.

Plane from Dubai touching down on Singapore ground, Monday, 24 december

2007-12-23T04:55:00.000+08:00

My mother will be coming back on Monday, 24th december 2007. I'm happy. Very happy. But, this news is soo last minute, that my plans on Monday have to be postponed.

Do you guys know what i had planned on Monday?

I have a date!!!!

And now, i can't go, because my mom is coming home.

God is testing my patience.

But i will persevere of course.

Lots of Twisted Anticipation,

Depregum

dead depreti.

2007-12-22T21:48:00.001+08:00

I've not eaten or drink the WHOLE day.

Amazingly,im not hungry.

and look at the time now. its nearly 10pm.

I don't feel like doing anything.

all day i spend my time watching Korean dramas.

(& cry for whatever reasons) sheesh.

My parents are not home. Wait. my WHOLE family is not home.

that makes me all alone at home.

they went to Johor for family gathering.

its not that i cant be bothered to follow.

its just that, well,

theres just so much work to do. (which i havent do)

I feel....dead?

i don't know what the fuck im doing.

no, you don't have to say or do anything.

i have always been like this.

maybe like what Depremint always say,

i should

"GET A LIFE"

and i miss her so much. haiz.

& how come this song feels so sad?!

Depreti :(

The Golden Compass.

2007-12-21T22:14:00.000+08:00

Christian, Sonia and me went to Plaza Singapura yesterday to watch a movie. Last minute outing. I met Chris at Plaza Singapura at 8.30pm. We waited for Sonia to arrive. God, was she late. So, while waiting, the both of us chatted. I told him that i could never get a boyfriend in Singapore because guys here don't appreciate the way i look. You know what he said, he said, "But i appreciate how you look". Then he laugh. So, i don't know, how to react. All i said was," yeah right." Then i laughed too. I guess he's always been nice. Always saying nice things to make me feel better. So, anyway, we waited...and then Sonia arrived. I swear when i looked at her, she looked high. God, she was smiling for no reason. She couldn't walk straight and she did smell of liqour. I asked her if everything was alright, and said yeah. Chris told me to send her home, but Sonia insisted we watch the movie.

So, we bought tickets to watch the Golden Compass. The ticket timing was at 9.50pm. I was worried, cause i had a curfew. I had to be back by 11pm. But, i said screw the curfew, i bought the ticket. After buying the ticket, i looked at Chris, and he saw my worried look and he said, "Don't worry, i'll send you home."

My jaw almost dropped to the floor man. I looked at him and just said, " How? " Then he look at me as if i was dumb and said, "Taxi". Of course i argued with him about that. I mean i can't just let him pay. But he persisted and insisted. So, i allowed him to be the gentleman he yearns to be.

So, while waiting for the movie, we all went to burger king to eat. Sonia only wanted onion rings. I, on the other hand was hungry, so i bought my favourite, Double Mushroom Swiss. Haha. Chris wasn't hungry cause he ate chicken rice. Haha.

So, when we wanted to eat, Sonia had to go to the washroom. So only Chris and me were at the table.

Chris keeps telling me that he's a gentleman. And i keep on telling him he's not. So, we keep on arguing about that. He keeps pinching me. Irritating. AND, he ate half my fries! So much for not being hungry Chris. Anyway, Sonia came back, finished her onion rings, and we went to Cinema.

Before entering, Sonia went to the toilet again. F.Y.I, people who are drunk, pee alot. So, it was obvious.

So, we watched the movie. Chris sat in the middle. Sonia lied down on his shoulder. And he didn't complain. He gave her the support she might have needed. After the movie, it was already 11.47pm i guess.

Before waiting for the taxi, Sonia wanted to go to 7-11. She bought a can of Tiger Beer. I looked at Chris and he looked at me. We both were suprised. But we didn't say anything. To make things worse, the cashier was a transvetite. GOSH.

We waited at the taxi stand, Chris was smoking, and Sonia wanted to try how to smoke. She inhaled, and released the smoke almost immediately. And then she acted like she was high. Hahaha. Like she was on weed.

We got into the taxi. Chris sat in front, i sat with sonia. She lied down on my shoulder, and slowly moved down my chest. Hahaha.

Suddenly, she started talking. Crying. She told me she failed her CA. by 5 marks. She told me she misses her family. She currently lives alone right now. Her parents are staying in Delhi. So, she's all alone. She cried, and all i could do we be there when she did.

This is the lives of average singaporeans. you never know what really is going in their lives until you probe in hard enough.

I love you Sonia, you'll always be 1st in my heart in the friends section.

And be strong. Whatever happens in your life, handle it. Cause that's what strong girls do. Handle it.

Lots of Strength,

Depregum

Happy raya Haji..

2007-12-19T21:34:00.000+08:00

Depregum..

Haiz. Your posts really make my heart sank.

I think its time for another Depression Party.

well, that shall wait once Depremint is back.

I know you're feeling so depressed over your love life.

But hey, trust me, You're dead gorgeous. and i mean REALLY Gorgeous.

its just that the guys here

are fucking blind and their brains are in their ass.

if i were to be a guy, (which i can since i have a misai)

i would have ask u to be my girlfriend.

because you have the complete package

the girl with brains and looks.

Unlike me,

i got none. and i pity my dearest s jibeng.

Haha.

so, chill okay?

So tomorrow is Raya Haji.

My mom is busy cooking. as always she will cook as if

theres no cooker for tomorrow.

and then she will start complaining about body aches and stuffs.

Mak..Mak..

so, to all celebrating,

SELAMAT HARI RAYA HAJI. =D

And i got so much stuffs to do.

Like,HRA.

plus my 36 assignments.

now if anyone say ITE is n0t stressful,

he/she needs to be rubbed on the face by Z.B's blackest pussy.

she will love that, i think.

Now im being fucking disgusting.

well, this is just the beginning. i can be more disgusting but

i wouldnt want u,fuggers, to vomit. in other words,

i am a caring person.

and i really miss my Shit Slayers.

we shall meet before school re-opens.

lets say chilling out in Depregum's crib and watch some hardcore porn?

and then we shall masturbate beside each other.

i somehow can imagine that.

fuck, shut up already.

(i know Depredidge is smiling with excitement by now)

take care fuggers.

Loads of misses,

Depreti.

Be happy Depregum. We love you.. Hugs. =)

Love to Live?

2007-12-19T19:07:00.000+08:00

As i am sitting in front of my computer, munching on potato chips and sipping on bubble tea, the melodious chanting of the 'Takbir Raya' is on the radio. I listen with a heart full of hope and melancholy. Thousand miles away, my mother sits in her rented apartment in Dubai, all alone, listening to the same melodious chanting. But all alone. She'll cry, i know it, because she's a mother. I, try to cry, but am too numb. Have to be strong, i hear my mind saying. This is all fated, i hear my heart saying.

I called my mother. I can hear her trying to control her tears. If she were to have cried, my whole water system would have broken down. In my heart i think, how is it one family can be faced with so many challenges. But then my mind wandered off to children in Africa, and the families with abusive parents. I guess my situation ain't that bad.

Even though i have all these conflicting emotions in me, there's just one emotion i can't help noticing. The need to love. Its irritating, but its there!

My love life is as dry Z.B's hair. And that's saying something. Seriously. The guys in Singapore just don't know how to choose women. What's the point of having a girlfriend that's so sexy but has the face of Z.B's pussy? And, and, what's the point of having a gf that's so fat and no personality. I understand i'm in this situation because i'm not slim and sexy. I'm plump and big. But what's the crime in that? Its not as if my face is covered with zits and my fats come in layers and layers like layer cake. Damn. And, its also not as if my personality or attitude stinks. If guys get intimidated by me, is it my fault?! Why would a guy be intimidated by me anyway. Its not like as if i bark out orders all the damn time.

Haizzz. I guess its a lost cause. I'm never going to get a bf in singapore. No chance in hell. Well, i'll meet my soulmate in heaven, and it looks like i'm going to die a virgin. Damn. I'm depressed. Vodka anyone?

Lots of Z.B's pussy,

Depregum

2007-12-18T01:07:00.000+08:00

depreti and depredidge! how can u say u guys r fat? omg! u deserve what depregum had said. c'mon ppl,u r wat u r..n we love you 4 wat u r. rite depregum??

haha! sori la shitslayers tat i did not attend skool on tat last day..i...eeerm....actually.....malas.. hehe! but 1 tink 4 sure i really 4get its Ms LEE last day. i swear!!

and whats up with tan khim lee?? u guys r soooo suppeeer duuupeeer damn stress bout it? did i miss out a lot on that day?

Yang Penting (most importantly) i miss all my depression mates..depreti,depregum,depredidge and depremint.

lots of ............................? depressi...

The bitches asked for it.

2007-12-18T00:45:00.000+08:00

Depreti and Depredidge....this is for you guys.

You guys are not fat!!!!!!

How can you guys be fat?

You know what's fat????

ME!!!!

Depreti, you can't be getting uglier....pimples are normal, and they'll go away!

And there's nothing wrong with your cheeks!

It's nice damnit!

I think i'm done.

Singing off with lots of sweet emotion,

Depregum

The Irritating Pest: Mr Tan Khim Lee

2007-12-18T00:37:00.000+08:00

I have to do AOA assignments. 30 freaking assignments. And have i started? Take a guess.....

Of course i haven't started! DAMN!

I'm just so not interested. Its the holidays! Why must we hand it in during the holidays?

He's such a pest.

If i make and excuse, saying i went overseas, he would want to see my passport.

Is this a school or military camp?

I'm so stress i'm just going to swear for a while.

My Life Is So Fucking Screwed!!!!!!!!!

Signing Off with lots of sour breast milk,

Depregum a.k.a BEGUM [Figure this one out suckers]

Forever also Depressed.

2007-12-18T00:14:00.000+08:00

Im getting ever so depressed

over 3 reasons.

1ST

I think im fat

*slamsDepregumsmouthbeforeshestartlecturing*

Fat as in chubby. i cant stand the sight of my sagging cheeks.

i thought i've gain weight

but then my weight is still the same.

I even vowed not to eat fast food and rice.

but fuck this tempatation in me! i still eat those stuffs.

2ND

Now my face has turn uglier as ever

because im having pimples all over

i think i ate too much oily food like burger,

haiz,... no wonder!

(what the grapes! i just created a poem yo!)

3RD

I got so many assignments to do.

which has to be completed before Christmas.

& projects must be submitted on the 24th Dec.

& holidays are only 3 weeks.

im so stress, can someone just punch my breast!

whatever im talking.

GET A LIFE!

Lots of filthyness,

Depreti.

i miss Depressi

i miss Depregum

i miss Depremint

Depredidge? (everyday also see her! -.-)in the showeroom...hehe.

BORING KEEPS POURING

2007-12-17T12:50:00.000+08:00

lets have party

until pagi..

coz i cannot tahan lagi

my heart is aching...

I MISS TheShitSlayers..MoLLy Lemons..ISP..Ms Lee Foong Mui la kan...

i really need to GET A LIFE!

i rather DIE THAN LIVE IN THIS WORLD...

im like so depress but i got no PMS...i could only think of things to press..to releaase my stress

am i stress??ok la..well actually a lot of things happened which makes me angry and then sad...coz im fat..opss..did i juz say FAT?..haaha..later DEPREGUM will start her lecture...

"can i kill myself?..arhh...ahaha.." DEPRETI says,well she's like giving up already but still hanging on..no matter wat i will support u by the side..haah..

we are at A3-02 nw...trying to complete our ABANG TAN's assignment which is like a lot more mcm chipsmore...but we are happy..happy go lucky eventhough we got no laki(husband in english)..wadafart...

and i can see myself being a beggar for tis week or should i say for the rest of my life..haizz..i bankrupt sia..i asked my mummy for money and she said she got no money..asal aku mintak je takde duit,asal tkde duit je aku mintak..diam la..i can only eat roti without kari everyday..i stilll got out-standing phone bills la sia which nobody will pay for me..ok la..stop complaining..bersyukor la sikit..

ok la..ABANG TAN coming already

adios..

depressed DEPREDIDGE

Memories of Depremint

2007-12-15T23:11:00.000+08:00

I miss Depremint. I do. I remember the last day of school. Depredidge and Depreti were late for school because they bought the cake for Ms Lee. What a day. We actually saw Ms Lee cry. Hahaha. She's a wonderful teacher. I'm just damn grateful we got her.

Anyway, Depremint met me at J8 on thursday, and we went to NewWater Visitor Centre together. Had ourselves a nice time. Did the tour for 8 poly students. All girls. Life couldn't get any boring. Well, it wasn't that boring when the Japanese students were there. Cause of Depreti's flirtatous nature, she caught the attentions of those Japansese boys. Not only Japanese boys, even Americans were looking at her. When we left New Water, we had to go to Tanah Merah interchange. And let me tell you, the amount of Americans there!
GOSH! I even saw one american with an Avenged Sevenfold tattoo! I was in paradise! They all had coloured eyes. I was sooo attracted to this one guy. He had green eyes. The body of a greek god! My goodness...i was melting. And they're so nice. SO gentleman! Not like our singaporean losers. Seriously. I was a very satisfied woman on Thursday.

Then i said my farewells to Depremint. Gave her a nice boobie hug in the train station. I hope you have a grand time in Penang.

Then, i and Depredidge went to Republic Poly to catch the mega-dramatic theatre production, Mad Forest.

It was shockingly great. They actually dressed in front of us. Woman with their bra's and men with their briefs. They smoked. The fought. They even said FUCK. For me, i liked the vampire scene the most. I just have a soft spot for vampires. However, not the kind from the movie, "30 Days of Night". Those are just freakin disgusting. Well, my eyes are twisting now. So i better leave. See you people soon.

Lots of [whatever the hell makes you happy]

Depregum

Depreti, the flirty bitch.

2007-12-13T22:29:00.001+08:00

Assalamualaikum Fuggers.

what a day i had today!

so much things happen.

its like i can make my day into a novel entitled

Days of my Fugging Life By Depreti Admiralty.

diam cibai.

SO today i went to err so called work.

I must say, I had so much fun and laughter.

But super tiring+sleepy.

but it doesnt matter as i met someone..

someone.....so cute, i swear my tetek went wobbly.

he's a JAPANESE.

his voice is..omg..deep..oh so deep i almost flip i tell ya.

the best Poweration part was..,

he looked at me la. ALways looking sia

im not perasan ok. go ask the other Slayers!

its a fact that he looked at me.

i guess i looked a bit like Ayumi Hamasaki. o_0

and i being the ever so miang, also looked at him.

and even showed him my Megawati smile.

He even waved goodbye & smile at me yo. i almost melt under

Depregum's armpit.

& then i actually wanted to take picture with him la kan

so i ran and ran but then he already board the bus.

yes fuggers, at that moment, my heart turn ever so black

like Z.B's pussy. sad, i know.

But something happened after that

& Guess what??

We saw his friends coming out from the Gents.

and we wanted to take picture with them.

annnnndddddd i realised his friend is cute also sial.

so cutteeee!

and i stand beside him.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

he put his hand on my shoulder la sial.

no not just put his hand. what the fugger, i forgot the word for it.

lets just put it as he hugged me. k over la tu. but heck ah.

OMG!! (Thanks to the (insertunclename and Eeentonio))

i was melting like cheesy meltz. we took 4 photos.

the last one was a couple shot sial.

now tell me....

how can i not smile like a kerang busuk till now!?!

i should have asked him where he stayed and all sia.

or maybe his n.o or something.

fuck la. i really have fetish for Jap guys.

OH MY GRAPE!!!

"S Jibeng" is going to slaughter me if he reads this.

With heart of happyness,

Depreti. =)

impact maxima

2007-12-12T22:47:00.000+08:00

my eyes lactate.my breasts cry.im going for a long vacation and its time to say farewell.take good care of each other's teteks.put your eyes into each other's bobbies and watch each other kay.the teats shall act as the 'mini camera'.im so gonna miss these biatches.bitching sessions will end here.wait for 2 weeks and i'll be back in action.okay mummy's yelling alr.need to pack all my clothes and not forgetting my precious bra and panties too.so long my boink boink bobbies!

adios amigos tetek rebus!

lots of farts & onion,
Depremint.im a shemale.

2007-12-12T11:39:00.000+08:00

I'm obsessed with Avenged Sevenfold.

And i love Matt Shadow.

Signing Off,

Depregum

untittled...

2007-12-12T10:53:00.000+08:00

i wanna blog. my hands are itchy to type yet i dunno wat to type but still i'm typin now. eh wat the hacker sia i blog about.

cheeeebyeeee
fuck
stupid
babi
nabeybey
smelly pussy

DIAM!

deeeeeepreeeeessssssiiiii.........

Wintar Sonatar

2007-12-12T10:39:00.000+08:00

Hey Fuggers,

Its fucking cold sial.

it has been raining non stop.

my sister once told me

"if its raining means someone passed away"

so i assume, millions are dying every day because its been raining for nearly a week yo.

well, what i can say. the world is coming to an end aniway.

I cannot stand pussyface.

"What's with this bloggin shit" he said

at that very moment....

i imagine him getting slapped with Depregum's Boobies.

*giggleshysterically*

bloody cibai.

Lots of iceberg,

Depreti

(p.s: sialllah u all blog funny sia! totally tickles my tetek!)

School's Like Shit

2007-12-12T10:33:00.001+08:00

OK. Since Depredidge has chosen blue for her font colour, i got no damn choice. Hahaha. So its blue then.

OK OK. I'm in school now. Shit Slayers are in full attendance. And i can bet my ass that they're all blogging now. Haha. So much for doing AOA assignments.

There's this fucking pervert that's in front of me. GOD! He thinks he's so hot that every girl will get wet just looking at him. Is he wrong or what!

Stupid AOA class, so damn freaking boring. I'm having so many mixed up feelings now. I'm so dead for PR, because i know i'll be failing the test.

I'm hating DUCK LIPS now, because she said there was going to be a test, but now she postponed it. Thank god i didn't study, but i'm still angry! Its the fucking PRINCIPLE! If you say there's going to be a test, make sure there is one.

I still have the report to do. This is very very very stressing.

Is there anything i can look forward to?

Lots of Shit

Depregum

Depregum's Finally Calling

2007-12-11T21:40:00.000+08:00

Yo Yo! Depregum here. Looks like i'm the last one to add to the Shit Slayes blog. Looks like they saved the best for last. Hahahaha. Now now. What shall i say. Right now, i'm sitting in front of my computer, adding on into this blog, when i'm supposed to be studying for my 2 fucking modules which are Public Relations and Human Resources. I don't even know if these 2 modules will benefit me or not. This is life ain't it. Fucking unfair. I'm usually not this vulgar, but what the heck. You only live life once. So, might as well swear oaths as if i'm dying tomorrow.

Well, enough about me. More about Shit Slayer history. I know some of you might be wondering. So i'll put your fucking busy body minds at ease. Well, there were 5 girls. Studying in the same school. Each of them had their own agendas. Each of them, their own sorrows. With their sorrows, they created an iron-clad bond. They celebrated their depression, and that is how Shit Slayers was formed.

That is also how Depregum, Depresi, Depreti, Depredidge and also Depremint was formed.

This blog gives us 5 bithces a right to bitch about our lives and also the lives of others.

Seems to me, that i've said quite enough. Hope to catch all you poor souls later.

Ps: Depremint, i miss your breasts. I'm sure to say HI to them tomorrow. =)

breast-ma

2007-12-11T19:59:00.000+08:00

hello again.forgot about my intoduction.Depremint is me.and i am Depremint.i like to eat onions and fart like crazy.i dont like people who have a bad sense of humour to make jokes just like (insertname[s]).i feel like stuffing my tetek into their humungous mouths.but i dont think so because their mouth aren't as big as my tetek.guess i must find some other things to stuff into their mouths.blimey, they cant even shut their mouth for a minute.one is pendek one is gemok like babi.haha.oh oh..no no.im not so bad.dont take it to heart ya.if you take it then let me lend you my shoulders to cry on.hmm.i've got a better idea.why dont you lean on the babi shoulders?more cushion,more comfort.

one more,Depredidge played badminton like Johnny Bravo yesterday.and i wanted to say,"BRAVO".

lots of farts & onion,
Depremint. im a shemale.

heeeeellllzzoooo...

2007-12-11T19:13:00.000+08:00

heellylolo..

depressi here,oh introduction eh? ok,ok.. there's a slight diff btwn me and the rest of the shitslayers. i dun listen to Avenged Sevenfold or maybe i shall put it tis way i have not listen to it yet. wat the hacker. my favourite past time is to touch,squeezed,caress and smacked our depremint huge and humungous breast. i and depregum always have the same thinking wenever we tink of sumtin. always..u knw like 'r u tinking wat i'm tinking b2? i tink i am b1 its long john time' fuck wat am i bloggin.

I hate guys who r smelly,nvr brush teeth thick hair and u knw who i meant shitslayers. n 1 more, guys who dun have opinion. there r just sucks n need to be burnt to death!

i tink tats about it la..if i tink of sometin i will blog again,shut up la. ok lastly,i want to thank depreti 4 making a blog about shitslayers. thanks to depredidge 4 tmr job interview. thanks to depregum,4 wat eh? oh yala depregum???? bile nk blog? n yg penting skali THANKS to DEPREMINT 4 letting me smell ur fart yest till i got migraine today. THANKS LA KN..

Lots of migraine,.,.

bored the wakeboard

2007-12-11T09:20:00.000+08:00

i dont believe this.

only 2 souls of shit slayers attended school today.

that is of course Depredidge and Me.

OMG life is getting ever so boring, i need a mathafucking swing!!

Depresi is sick with migraine. hais. told ya not to eat so much grains!

well, please get well soon dearest.

Depremint is..err where the hell. i think she farts too much, she pollute her room

till she cant see her way out. and so she return back to sleep. LAME.

Depregum is err...saving another fugger perhaps.

I pity this old fugger who is teaching us AOA.

i think he would rather die then see us,Jack-asses.

Im bored.

someone, anyone, pleaseeeeee ENTERTAIN ME!

and wth, menses cramp is kih-linngg meeee.

& in case u fuggers, didnt realise..

yes depreti IS a girl!

lots of blood lost,

Depreti

BOM!!

2007-12-11T09:18:00.000+08:00

"AKU NK BOM SIA NI TEMPAT!!!MANE LEH AKU BELI BOM EH??.."the person infront of depreti membebel while sitting very comfortably on the big blue computer chair
haaha...mepek je..
ok diam..i dunno wat to blog la dey..

ok..its 9.30am nw and here is DEPREMINT..juz arrived,strolling in slowly accompany wif MR TAN KHIM LEE voice..which says "IDAH..NEXT TIME U NO NEED TO COME ARHH"..ahaha...
ok shut-up..wat sia..i really dunno wat to type but in fact im tying rite nw..stuu-pidd...okok...

ok..DEPRETI..is the one who asked me to start posting coz she dunn wanna be the only 1 to post all the time..haaha..n she juz posted a new post..pantat..cepat betol sia ko dabes type..aku maseh la terfikir ape nk type..

BORING!!..ouhh..benci aku...ok..stop it..btw,my body aching sia..i can't really wake up in the morning..yeasterday we played badminton for the whole s&w lesson..tiring but syiok ar..cannot stop sia but nw sakit2 already.boring sia tis class,da la tkde buku,hhaha..kalo ade buku pon bukan nye buat..pantat..

okok..bye..TAN KHIM LEE COMING...RUN FOR UR LIFE...

DEPREDIDGE ^-^

DANI...come to ME

2007-12-10T17:57:00.000+08:00

ok im posting again

Wow!!...I saw DANI!!!
he walk beside me
hehe...sia la..he make my day la kn..
omg..im so the prasan-tan..
i really wish to make frens wif him..
ok..tat's all i wanna say..

n ya!!!wanna noe wat???
im trying my very best to tahan my nafas,tiada kata-kata yg aku leh lafas kn lagi,coz there's something smelly,which hurts my belly,but im sure it comes sumwhre infront of me...haha..tak tahan..
Depreti smell it too...n she give me tat taik face...haha..
we discover something new today which is the smelly belly!

DEPREDIDGE yo!

So here we go aggaaainnnn.

2007-12-10T12:03:00.000+08:00

Hell-OHHH!

yeah finally Shit Slayers are aware of the blog.

now.., its time for u guys to update, introduction of yourself a bit la.

and also amend this bloody blog.

because its as ugly as Z.B's pussy. *giggleshysterically*

(Z.B stands for....err well..,Depregum should know her well)

And so im Depreti.

i love roti

hate babi

and ever so chubby.

Gawddd it rhymes!

Ok that was random.

SO im here in this bloody freezer.

i mean computer lab.

so boring, i tell ya.

and Depredidge is beside me watching hardcore porn

and shes wet as a pool.

oh well, dont be shy Depredidge. no one knows who u are anyway.

And Depregum went home to SAVE our dearest little fugger.

what a pity. sigh. Get WELL soon, son. we'll pray for your health yo.

(yes, we're not THATTT mean ok?)

and so this is the last week of school.

im happy as a (insertrhymeword).

wait i want to side tracked for a minute.

I must say im quite pissed off right now.

because theres this idiot in front of me who is in serious need

of chokeslam. she thinks shes cute by doing the "chokingpinching"

thingy to the girl beside her. and omg shes now singing!!

and laughing like a...a....arghh! (insertworstlaughter)

and the way she talks?! so freaggin irritating, u just feel like

slapping her mouth with Depremint's Boobies.

now i must really salute myself for being so patient with

idiotics classmates.

Forget it Fuggers. im off now. my armpit is scratchy as hell.

damn those shavers.

Lots of farts,

Depreti.

talking about fart...

THANKS EH DEPREMINT!!!. nabey nabey nabey.

volcanic eruption

2007-12-10T11:54:00.000+08:00

blablabla.i just farted.

Depremint

shit slayers aliveeeee!

2007-12-01T01:54:00.000+08:00

Hello fuggers.

we are.....

The Shit Slayers!

Welcome to the ultimate coolest blog you've ever seen.

Ive created this blog for the convenience of all.

there is 5 of us. and we're using code names.

in case some fugger read and betrayed the shit slayers!

5 of us are,

Head of Slayers : Depregum

Assistant Slayers:

Depresi

Depreti

Depredidge

Depremint

obviously, there WILL be, i repeat.., WILL be

alot of bitching and vulgarities and all the fucking shit u all could ever think of!

Dear shit slayers,

1. remember to sign off using our code names.

2. if u want to display pictures (our pictures),

make sure u sensor it a bit.

3. Please use different colour font for each slayers. ( i chose red)

4. and PLEASE, for hell sake,

update regularly.

Dear readers,

Thanks alot for reading this crap.

We appreciate it.

if....

at any moment, u think we're talking about u or

u think we hurt ur feelings in some way or another,

u can seriously Fuck Off.

i mean, Sorry dorry ikan dorry lah.

Till then,

selamat malam dan jumpa lagi!

Lots of lust,

Depreti =)